Don’t Do Your Best, Do My Best.

Then There's The In-between, Not A Lipstick Lesbian, Not A Butch Dyke. I Think That Is What I'd Be, A Sweatpants Lesbian.

If Joy Behar Or Sherri Shepherd Was A Dude, They'd Be Off Tv. They're Not Funny Enough For Dudes. What If Roseanne Barr Was A Dude? Think We'd Know Who She Was?

Oprah Tells Women What To Read, What To Eat, What To Think, What To Do.

Life Is Just The Time Between Crapping Yourself.

Mmm, Tastes Like Hepatitis!