All's The Government Should Do Is Keep

A Lot Of People Would Say, To Be Truthful Is To Tell All, Every Dalliance, Every Crisis. They Might Be Right On Paper, But In Practice, It's Not A Great Way To Go.

When I Fart My Ass Makes A Trumpet Sound That Heralds The Arrival Of The Smell.

I Want To Work For Myself, And I Do Work For Myself. I Make Plenty Of Money Working For Myself.

I'm A Comedian, Not A Politician.

I Like Radio And Live Performing Stuff. I Don't Like The Television Stuff As Much.