My Motto Is "more Mystery, Less History".

I've Never Not Finished A Masturbatory Session Or A Pizza. Those Are The Two Things I've Never Left Behind.

Honestly, I've Always Had Difficulty Relaxing, Unwinding And Going To Bed - That Kind Of Stuff.

To Make Something, You Have To Work Within Your Abilities. Honestly Assess What You Can Do And Even More Important, What Can't You Do.

That's The Thing I Love About Sports: Sports Force You To Quit. You Can't Pursue Your Dream Till You're 46. When It Comes To Acting, Writing, Comedy, Nobody Ever Stops You.

The Reason Why You Know More Funny Dudes Than Funny Chicks Is That Dudes Are Funnier Than Chicks. If My Daughter Has A Mediocre Sense Of Humor, I'm Just Gonna Tell Her, "be A Staff Writer For A Sitcom. Because They'll Have To Hire You, They Can't Really Fire You, And You Don't Have To Produce That Much. It'll Be Awesome."