I'm A Doofus From The Valley, A

I Don't Know Anything About Computers.

The Main Thing That I Learned From My Horrible Job Experiences Was How Horrible They Were.

The Truth Is We're All Probably More Creative Than We Realize, Except We Spend Our Lives Watching Tv Or Reading Somebody Else's Book. We Never Pick Up A Brush And Stand In Front Of Our Own Easel.

Life Is Just The Time Between Crapping Yourself.

Well, The Post Office Is Probably Not The Place You Want To Go If You Want To Be Infused With Patriotism And A Renewed Sense Of Vigor.