I Don't Know Anything About Computers.

If You've Driven Over To The Gay Section Of Los Angeles, It's Like A Golf Course... Real Estate Values Go 'boom!'

If You Want To Have A Good Life, You Should Focus On Your Family, On Your Business, On Your Dog, On Your Fun, And You'll Have A Good Life.

If You Spend Your Life Walking Through Somebody Else's Museum, You Never Find Out Whether You're Rembrandt Or Not.

[giving Welfare To Poor People] Is The Equivalent Of The Government Sending [fat People] A Jumbo Bag Of Bugles In The Mail Twice A Month.

Welfare Is Monetary Methadone.