When I Am King, I Will Revise

When I Say Things That Sound Insane, Like Only The Smartest Million People Should Have The Right To Vote, Well, I Mean That.

Chicks Named Tammy Have A Greater Chance Of Actually Driving A Mercedes Than A Chick Named Mercedes.

If The Media Isnt Slanted Toward The Left, Why Is Everyone So Worried About My Affiliation With Glenn Beck But Not With Alec Baldwin?

I'd Be At Someone's House Or Be Up On The Roof All Day And I'd Get Lonely - Stir Crazy - And Talk Radio Became This Soothing Voice In My Life. But The Idea That I Was Making $10 An Hour And Stacking Drywall While These Guys Were Making A Few Hundred Thousand, And They Were Having A Party, And There Were Playmates And There Were Good Times, I Just Couldn't Imagine It.

Well, The Post Office Is Probably Not The Place You Want To Go If You Want To Be Infused With Patriotism And A Renewed Sense Of Vigor.