I Don't Have Anything Against My Mom,

Figure Out What To Do, Then Take A Nap.

I Don't Think Healthcare's A Right. The Only Right You Have Is The Ability To Go Out On An Even Playing Field And Work, And Then Purchase Health Insurance, Or Whatever It Is.

What We Used To Settle With Common Sense Or A Fist, We Settle With Hand Sanitizer And Lawyers.

I've Never Not Finished A Masturbatory Session Or A Pizza. Those Are The Two Things I've Never Left Behind.

Lets Not Focus On Saving A Nickel... Lets Focus On Making A Buck.