The Past Actually Happened. History Is What

I Don't Know If The Unborn Has Rights, But I Do Know That Being Born Again Doesn't Give You More Rights.

I Don't Know Whether You Have Any Rights Before You're Born. All I Know Is That Being Born Again Doesn't Entitle You To Twice As Many.

Once Again Decent Citizens Will Be Able To Enter This House Of Worship, Kneel Down In Front Of A Nearly-naked Man Hanging From A Wooden Apparatus By A Series Of Gruesome Body Piercings, And Engage In Their Bizarre Practices Of Ritualized Blood-drinking And Cannibalism Without Being Assaulted By Graphic Images Of Attractive Young Women With Bare Breasts.

The Bible Says, 'the Truth Shall Make You Free.' But Let's Not Forget It Was Spiro Agnew Who Said That A Good Lie Will Keep You Out Of Jail In The First Place.

Any Good History Book Is Mainly Just A Long List Of Mistakes, Complete With Names And Dates. It's Very Embarrassing.