Enjoy Every Minute. There's Plenty Of Time

Our Bombs Are Smarter Than The Average High School Student. At Least They Can Find Kuwait.

That Is The Saving Grace Of Humor, If You Fail No One Is Laughing At You.

The Very Fact That The Jaguar Can Become Extinct While The Pekingese Survives Indicates To Me That Someone Hasn't Thought This Thing Through.

Once Again Decent Citizens Will Be Able To Enter This House Of Worship, Kneel Down In Front Of A Nearly-naked Man Hanging From A Wooden Apparatus By A Series Of Gruesome Body Piercings, And Engage In Their Bizarre Practices Of Ritualized Blood-drinking And Cannibalism Without Being Assaulted By Graphic Images Of Attractive Young Women With Bare Breasts.

Any Good History Book Is Mainly Just A Long List Of Mistakes, Complete With Names And Dates. It's Very Embarrassing.