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That Is The Saving Grace Of Humor, If You Fail No One Is Laughing At You.

Our Bombs Are Smarter Than The Average High School Student. At Least They Can Find Kuwait.

The Past Actually Happened. History Is What Someone Took The Time To Write Down.

I Think It's Time To Stop Carping On The Blunders Of The President And Give Him Some Credit For Creativity. I Mean, Where Do You Even Find A Jewish Hard-line Conservative Republican Pot-smoker? Sounds Like An Oprah Winfrey Guest.

Enjoy Every Minute. There's Plenty Of Time To Be Dead.