Our Bombs Are Smarter Than The Average

I Don't Know If The Unborn Has Rights, But I Do Know That Being Born Again Doesn't Give You More Rights.

I Am As Frustrated With Society As A Pyromaniac In A Petrified Forest.

Enjoy Every Minute. There's Plenty Of Time To Be Dead.

The Baptists' Basic Theology Is That If You Hold Someone Under Water Long Enough, He'll Come Around To Your Way Of Thinking. It's A Ritual Known As 'bobbing For Baptists.'

I Am Not A Vegetarian Because I Love Animals; I Am A Vegetarian Because I Hate Plants.