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You Know, You Look At The Chaos In The Conservative Camp Right Now, It's Only Too Tempting To Blame It All On Pot. But In Fact, The Reagan Revolution Owes A Lot To Reefer. For One Thing, It's Made The Symptoms Of Senility Socially Acceptable.

There's A Lot We Should Be Able To Learn From History. And Yet History Proves That We Never Do. In Fact, The Main Lesson Of History Is That We Never Learn The Lessons Of History. This Makes Us Look So Stupid That Few People Care To Read It. They'd Rather Not Be Reminded. Any Good History Book Is Mainly Just A Long List Of Mistakes, Complete With Names And Dates. It's Very Embarrassing.

The Baptists Believe In The Right To Life Before You're Born. They Also Believe In Life After Death, But That Is A Privilege And You Have To Earn It By Spending The Interim In Guilt-ridden Misery. At An Early Age I Decided That Living A Life Of Pious Misery In The Hope Of Going To Heaven When It's Over Is A Lot Like Keeping Your Eyes Shut All Through A Movie In The Hope Of Getting Your Money Back At The End.

Enjoy Every Minute. There's Plenty Of Time To Be Dead.

Saint George Killed The Last Dragon, And He Was Called A Hero For It. I've Never Seen A Dragon, And I Wish He Would Have Left At Least One. Saint Patrick Made A Name For Himself By Running The Snakes Out Of Ireland, Leaving The Place Vulnerable To Rodent Infestation. This Business Of Making Saints Out Of Men Who Exterminate Their Fellow Creatures Has Got To Stop. All I'm Saying Is, It's Starting To Get A Little Lonely Up Here At The Top Of The Food Chain.