The Baptists' Basic Theology Is That If

The Baptists' Basic Theology Is That If You Hold Someone Under Water Long Enough, He'll Come Around To Your Way Of Thinking. It's A Ritual Known As 'bobbing For Baptists.'

Saint George Killed The Last Dragon, And He Was Called A Hero For It. I've Never Seen A Dragon, And I Wish He Would Have Left At Least One. Saint Patrick Made A Name For Himself By Running The Snakes Out Of Ireland, Leaving The Place Vulnerable To Rodent Infestation. This Business Of Making Saints Out Of Men Who Exterminate Their Fellow Creatures Has Got To Stop. All I'm Saying Is, It's Starting To Get A Little Lonely Up Here At The Top Of The Food Chain.

The Very Fact That The Jaguar Can Become Extinct While The Pekingese Survives Indicates To Me That Someone Hasn't Thought This Thing Through.

That Is The Saving Grace Of Humor, If You Fail No One Is Laughing At You.

Enjoy Every Minute. There's Plenty Of Time To Be Dead.