The Other Day, I Got A Henna

My Comfort Zone Is Press Conferences.

Actually, I Used To Be A Busboy In A Strip Joint In New York And So I Hate Strip Joints. I'm Not That Kind Of Person.

I Think Comedy Is A Really, Really Good Tool For Trying To Say Something.

I Am Not Into Publicity. I'm Not Good At It. I Get Anxiety About It.

Yesterday, I Masturbated For 45 Minutes... With Salad Tongs.