The Whole Thing About Working In Front

You Know You're Getting Fat When Your Socks Don't Fit.

My Real Last Name Is Galifianakisburg.

My Brother Has Add, Which Is Weird Because He Drives A Ford Focus. I Told My Brother That Joke But He Didn't Laugh Because He Got Distracted By My Shoe Strings.

I Once Walked In On My Grandparents Making Love...and That's Why I Don't Eat Raisins.

Yesterday, I Masturbated For 45 Minutes... With Salad Tongs.