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I Don't Have A Stack Of Scripts...

The Reason I'm A Psychologist Is Based In Part On My Telephone Routines. Much Of My Humor Comes Out Of Reaction To What Other People Are Saying. A Psychologist Is A Man Who Listens, Who Is Sympathetic.

The Problem Is That We Live In An Uptight Country. Why Don't We Just Laugh At Ourselves? We Are Funny. Gays Are Funny. Straights Are Funny. Women Are Funny. Men Are Funny. We Are All Funny, And We All Do Funny Things. Let's Laugh About It.

You Should Have A Value System. You Can Win If You Stick With Your Value System.

Humor's A Weapon If You Want To Make It One.