I Don't Know How Many Sacred Cows

I Worked In Accounting For Two And A Half Years, Realized That Wasn't What I Wanted To Do With The Rest Of My Life, And Decided I Was Just Going To Give Comedy A Try.

I Really Don't Know What Makes A Comedian. I Think It's A Family Background And Environment. Yet If You Put The Same Ingredients In Another Person, He May Never Utter A Funny Line.

The Only Thing I Have Never Done Is A Broadway Play. I'm Not Sure I Have The Discipline Necessary To Do A Broadway Play. I Know It Holds A Fascination For Certain Actors.

You May Not Think I'm A Sex Symbol, But I Became A Father At The Age Of 48. Now Young People Think Of Me As A Mini-folk Hero Because It's Difficult For Them To Believe A Man Of My Age Is Sexually Active.

It's Getting Harder And Harder To Differentiate Between Schizophrenics And People Talking On A Cell Phone. It Still Brings Me Up Short To Walk By Somebody Who Appears To Be Talking To Themselves.