Humor's A Weapon If You Want To

The Only Thing I Have Never Done Is A Broadway Play. I'm Not Sure I Have The Discipline Necessary To Do A Broadway Play. I Know It Holds A Fascination For Certain Actors.

But I Really Believe That If You Have The Ability, There Is An Obligation To Make People Laugh

All Comedians Are, In A Way, Anarchists. Our Job Is To Make Fun Of The Existing World.

Humor's A Weapon If You Want To Make It One.

Don't Be Silly And Don't Waste Your Time.