The Only Time A Lazy Man Ever

You Can't Judge The Ability Of A Doctor By The Amount Of Praise The Undertakers Give Him.

It's Surprising How Much Wisdom Every Man Possesses -- If Not For His Own Affairs, Then For The Affairs Of Others.

Experience Is A Great Teacher, And Sometimes A Pretty Teacher Is A Great Experience.

The First Requisite For A Good Cup Of Coffee In The Morning Is To Get Your Wife Out Of Bed.

All Work And No Play Makes Jack A Dull Boy - And Jill A Wealthy Widow.