The Only Person To Ever Look Good

I Think Koenigsegg Is Swedish For: Oh No, My Head Has Just Exploded!

My Epiglottis Is Full Of Bees!

The Only Person To Ever Look Good In The Back Of A 4-seater Convertible Was Adolf Hitler

There Are Many Rules For The Elderly In The Highway Code. I Have One Too, And Here It Is: Get A Bloody Move On.

Cows Eat Grass And Silage. This Is Melting The Ice Caps And Killing Us All. So They Need A New Foodstuff: Something That Is Rich In Iron, Calcium And Natural Goodness. Plainly They Cannot Eat Meat So Here Is An Idea To Chew On. Why Not Feed Them Vegetarians?