...it Seemed Appropriate That I Should Develop

Like Every Big Organisation These Days, The Bbc Is Obsessed With The Wellbeing Of Those Who Set Foot On Its Premises. Studios Must Display Warning Notices If There Is Real Glass On The Set, And The Other Day I Was Presented With A Booklet Explaining How To Use A Door. I Am Not Kidding.

Does Anyone Really Imagine For A Moment That My Wife Gives Two Stuffs About Global Warming? She Certainly Did Not Appear To Be All That Bothered On Thursday Evening When, During The Great Carbon-saving Switch-off, I Ran Round The House Furiously Turning On Every Light, Hair Dryer, Dishwasher And Toaster.

Extravagant Is, I Think, The Word We All Thought When We Met ... A Lot Of Money Went Into That [the Grand Tour's ]. I Just Thought It Would Be A Good Idea To Have A Bridge From The Old To The New And That Was A Way Of Saying 'right, Well Now Look Where We Are.'

I Think Koenigsegg Is Swedish For: Oh No, My Head Has Just Exploded!

If I Like Somebody Else's Tribe I'm Going To Promote The Hell Out Of It. The Whole Thing Is A Democracy, And If Somebody's More Popular Then Good Luck To Them.