I Don't Often Agree With The Rspca

You Have City Centre Pubs Where Men Go To Meet Girls, Not Realising That All Girls In City Centre Pubs Have Thighs Like Tug Boats And Morals That Would Surprise A Zoo Animal.

I Don't Think I Am Particularly Funny. In Fact, I Know I'm Not.

It’s What Non-car People Don’t Get. They See All Cars As Just A Ton And A Half, Two Tons Of Wires, Glass, Metal, And Rubber, And That’s All They See. People Like You Or I Know We Have An Unshakable Belief That Cars Are Living Entities… You Can Develop A Relationship With A Car And That’s What Non-car People Don’t Get… When Something Has Foibles And Won’t Handle Properly, That Gives It A Particularly Human Quality Because It Makes Mistakes, And That’s How You Can Build A Relationship With A Car That Other People Won’t Get.

No, No, No. There's No Such Thing As Cheap And Cheerful. It's Cheap And Nasty & Expensive And Cheerful.

If A Football Official Were To Call For A Slow-motion Replay Every Time Didier Drogba Fell Over, Each Match Would Last About Six Weeks.