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Owning A Tvr In The Past Was Like Owning A Bear. I Mean It Was Great, Until It Pulled Your Head Off, Which It Would.

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Mix An Anorexic Body With A Heart Made Of Pure Fire And You Are Going To Go With A Savagery That's Hard To Explain.

Multi-tasking Is The Ability To Screw Everything Up Simultaneously.