No, No, No. There's No Such Thing

The Newest Ferrari Of Them All, The 458, The Italia. The Gt3 Was Good, But Nowhen Near As Good As This... Almost Nothing On Earth Is As Good As This... Set That Something I've Just Told, Involving Cameron Diaz... And Some Honey... Then It Comes That Even That Isn't As Good As This.

Then There’s The Biggest Problem Of Them All – The Problem Of Being In An Audi Tt When You Are Not Called Angela. I Do Not Know Why It Can Be Driven By Only People Named Angela, But That’s A Fact And There’s Nothing We Can Do About It. If You Have A Tt And You Aren’t Called Angela, You Have The Wrong Car.

Ooh Good I've Got Syphilis, The Best Of The Sexually Transmitted Diseases.

Some Say His Droppings Have Been Found As Far North As York, And That He Has A Full Size Tattoo Of His Face, On His Face. All We Know Is He’s Called The Stig.

Like Many Men, I Can Never Find Anything That I'm Looking For, Even When I'm Actually Looking At It. In A Fridge, I Think Milk Is Actually Invisible To The Male Eye. And So, It Turns Out, Are Dirty Great Holes In The Fence.