Hollywood Movies Are Designed For 15-year-old Youths

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Boredom Forces You To Ring People You Haven’t Seen For Eighteen Years And Halfway Through The Conversation You Remember Why You Left It So Long. Boredom Means You Start To Read Not Only Mail-order Catalogues But Also The Advertising Inserts That Fall On The Floor. Boredom Gives You Half A Mind To Get A Gun And Go Berserk In The Local Shopping Centre, And You Know Where This Is Going. Eventually, Boredom Means You Will Take Up Golf.

Like Every Big Organisation These Days, The Bbc Is Obsessed With The Wellbeing Of Those Who Set Foot On Its Premises. Studios Must Display Warning Notices If There Is Real Glass On The Set, And The Other Day I Was Presented With A Booklet Explaining How To Use A Door. I Am Not Kidding.

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I Mean Its A Weekly Occurrence That Somebody Will Complain That Top Gear Was On Last Night - And You Just Sit Back And Wait For The Complaints. But If You Start To Pay Attention To Everyones Concerns, You End Up With Something Bland And Boring. So You Sort Of Have To Ignore Everybody In Order To Do The Show How We Want To Do It.