The Most Effective Comeback To An Insult

And I Thought I Had Problems? Look At Your Face!

I'm Sorry, I'm A Little Busy. Can I Ignore You Later?

A Truly Appreciative Child Will Break, Lose, Spoil, Or Fondle To Death Any Really Successful Gift Within A Matter Of Minutes.

Are You Always This Stupid Or Are You Making A Special Effort Today?

Your Village Just Called. They're Missing An Idiot.