Are You Always This Stupid Or Are

I'd Love To Ask How Old You Are, But Unfortunately I Know You Can't Count That High.

Sure, I've Seen People Like You Before - But I Had To Pay An Admission.

Calling You An Idiot Would Be An Insult To All The Stupid People.

A Truly Appreciative Child Will Break, Lose, Spoil, Or Fondle To Death Any Really Successful Gift Within A Matter Of Minutes.

Don't Let You Mind Wander - It's Far Too Small To Be Let Out On Its Own.