A Lady Is A Woman Who Makes

Cynicism Is The Intellectual Cripple's Substitute For Intelligence. It Is The Dishonest Businessman's Substitute For Conscience. It Is The Communicator's Substitute, Whether He Is Advertising Man Or Editor Or Writer, For Self-respect.

And I Thought I Had Problems? Look At Your Face!

Friends Never Make Assumptions About You. They Never Expect A Reason To Go Out With You. In Fact Friends Only Expect You To Be You.

A Lady Is A Woman Who Makes A Man Behave Like A Gentleman.

If You Took An Iq Test, The Results Would Be Negative.