A Lady Is A Woman Who Makes

Wasting Time Is Negative, But There Is Something Positive About Idleness.

Any Real New Yorker Is A You-name-it-we-have-it-snob Whose Heart Brims With Sympathy For The Millions Of Unfortunates Who Through Misfortune, Misguidedness Or Pure Stupidity Live Anywhere Else In The World.

And I Thought I Had Problems? Look At Your Face!

A Truly Appreciative Child Will Break, Lose, Spoil, Or Fondle To Death Any Really Successful Gift Within A Matter Of Minutes.

Calling You An Idiot Would Be An Insult To All The Stupid People.