And I Thought I Had Problems? Look

I Don't Know What Makes You So Dumb But It Really Works.

Any Real New Yorker Is A You-name-it-we-have-it-snob Whose Heart Brims With Sympathy For The Millions Of Unfortunates Who Through Misfortune, Misguidedness Or Pure Stupidity Live Anywhere Else In The World.

I'd Love To Ask How Old You Are, But Unfortunately I Know You Can't Count That High.

Every Journalist Has A Novel In Him, Which Is An Excellent Place For It.

Are You Always This Stupid Or Are You Making A Special Effort Today?