If You Can't Ignore An Insult, Top

Ragtime Was A Fanfare For The 20th Century.

I'd Love To Ask How Old You Are, But Unfortunately I Know You Can't Count That High.

A Truly Appreciative Child Will Break, Lose, Spoil, Or Fondle To Death Any Really Successful Gift Within A Matter Of Minutes.

No Author Dislikes To Be Edited As Much As He Dislikes Not To Be Published.

Cynicism Is The Intellectual Cripple's Substitute For Intelligence. It Is The Dishonest Businessman's Substitute For Conscience. It Is The Communicator's Substitute, Whether He Is Advertising Man Or Editor Or Writer, For Self-respect.