Your Village Just Called. They're Missing An

The Art Snob Will Stand Back From A Picture At Some Distance, His Head Cocked Slightly To One Side

Your Village Just Called. They're Missing An Idiot.

Camouflage Is A Game We All Like To Play, But Our Secrets Are As Surely Revealed By What We Want To Seem To Be As By What We Want To Conceal.

The World Of The Arts Is By No Means Always Comfortable, But Neither Is It Likely Ever To Be Boring. It Is Full Of Surprises, Humor, Traps For The Unwary, And Challenges To Smugness. It Is A World Of Moods As Well As Of Revelation, Of Beliefs And Fears, Of Unpleasant Truth As Well As Of Delicious Fantasy. Perhaps It Is Arrogant To Say That Anyone Who Does Not Venture Into This World Is Only Half-interested In Life. I Say It, Nonetheless.

If You Can't Ignore An Insult, Top It; If You Can't Top It, Laugh It Off; And If You Can't Laugh It Off, It's Probably Deserved.