Friends Never Make Assumptions About You. They

Anybody Who Told You To Be Yourself Simply Couldn't Have Given You Worse Advice.

There Is A Distinction To Be Drawn Between True Collectors And Accumulators. Collectors Are Discriminating; Accumulators Act At Random. The Collyer Brothers, Who Died Among The Tons Of Newspapers And Trash With Which They Filled Every Cubic Foot Of Their House So That They Could Scarcely Move, Were A Classic Example Of Accumulators, But There Are Many Of Us Whose Houses Are Filled With All Manner Of Things That We "can't Bear To Throw Away.

Calling You An Idiot Would Be An Insult To All The Stupid People.

I Don't Know What Makes You So Dumb But It Really Works.

I'd Love To Ask How Old You Are, But Unfortunately I Know You Can't Count That High.