The Man Who Smiles When Things Go

I Have The Heart Of A Child. I Keep It In A Jar On My Shelf.

So I Had This Problem -- Work Or Starve. So I Thought I'd Combine The Two And Decided To Become A Writer.

I Think Perhaps All Of Us Go A Little Crazy At Times.

Friendship Is Like Peeing On Yourself: Everyone Can See It, But Only You Get The Warm Feeling That It Brings.

That's The Way Girls Were--they Always Laughed. Because They Were Bitches.