Friendship Is Like Peeing On Yourself: Everyone

We're All Not Quite As Sane As We Pretend To Be.

I Have The Heart Of A Child. I Keep It In A Jar On My Shelf.

So Much For Modern Science And Its Wonderful Discoveries That Just About Everything Can Kill You. Life Is Only A Bedtime Story Before A Long, Long Sleep.

I Always Carry A Pistol When I Go [to The New York Public Library]. Never Did Trust Those Stone Lions.

Sure God Created Man Before Woman, But Then Again You Always Make A Rough Draft Before Creating The Final Masterpiece.