Horror Is The Removal Of Masks.

I Think Perhaps All Of Us Go A Little Crazy At Times.

A Foolish Man Tells A Woman To Stop Talking, But A Wise Man Tells Her That Her Mouth Is Extremely Beautiful When Her Lips Are Closed.

Friendship Is Like Peeing On Yourself: Everyone Can See It, But Only You Get The Warm Feeling That It Brings.

So I Had This Problem -- Work Or Starve. So I Thought I'd Combine The Two And Decided To Become A Writer.

The Man Who Smiles When Things Go Wrong Has Thought Of Someone To Blame It On.