I Think Perhaps All Of Us Go

I Have The Heart Of A Child. I Keep It In A Jar On My Shelf.

So I Had This Problem -- Work Or Starve. So I Thought I'd Combine The Two And Decided To Become A Writer.

Friendship Is Like Peeing On Yourself: Everyone Can See It, But Only You Get The Warm Feeling That It Brings.

Mothers Sometimes Are Overly Possessive, But Not All Children Allow Themselves To Be Possessed.

Magic--that's Just A Label, You Know. Completely Meaningless. It Wasn't So Very Long Ago That People Were Saying That Electricity Was Magic.