I Have The Heart Of A Child.

So I Had This Problem -- Work Or Starve. So I Thought I'd Combine The Two And Decided To Become A Writer.

We're All Not Quite As Sane As We Pretend To Be.

Mothers Sometimes Are Overly Possessive, But Not All Children Allow Themselves To Be Possessed.

I Have The Heart Of A Child. I Keep It In A Jar On My Shelf.

Despite My Ghoulish Reputation, I Really Have The Heart Of A Small Boy. I Keep It In A Jar On My Desk.