The Greatest Jewish Tradition Is To Laugh.

Elaine: Ugh, I Hate People. Jerry: Yeah, They're The Worst.

That's The Most Comfortable Place For Me. In The Beginning, Yes, I Was Nervous Going On Stage. I Was Not A Natural Performer. I Really Had To Acquire That Skill.

Once You Start Doing Only What You've Already Proven You Can Do, You're On The Road To Death.

Well, Howard Stern Has Been Doing His Impression Of Me For Years. It Doesn't Really Bother Me.

It's Like Having... You Know, Your Phone Has A Charger, Right? It's Like Having A Charger For Your Whole Body And Mind. That's What Transcendental Meditation Is!