Well, All Comedy Starts With Anger. You

Folks Who Go Through The Tabloids Ought To Have To Be Lied To.

Life Is Truly A Ride. We're All Strapped In And No One Can Stop It.... I Think That The Most You Can Hope For At The End Of Life Is That Your Hair's Messed, You're Out Of Breath, And You Didn't Throw Up.

I Think It's Funny To Be Delicate With Subjects That Are Explosive.

I Love Energy. I Love It. And I Pursue It, And I Want More Of It. Physical And Mental Energy, To Me, Are The Greatest Riches Of Human Life. And Tm Is Like A Free Account Of An Endless Amount Of It.

Introducing 'lite': The New Way To Spell 'light'; But With Twenty Per Cent Fewer Letters.