I Know What I'm Doing, Just Show

My Parents Didn't Want To Move To Florida, But They Turned Sixty And That's The Law.

People Don't Just Bump Into Each Other And Have Sex. This Isn't Cinemax.

Pay Attention; Don't Let Life Go By You. Fall In Love With The Back Of Your Cereal Box.

You Know I Have Been Issued A Public Urination Pass By The City Because Of My Condition. Unfortunately, My Little Brother Ran Out Of The House With It This Morning. Him And His Friends Are Probably Peeing All Over The City.

Now They Show You How Detergents Take Out Bloodstains, A Pretty Violent Image There. I Think If You've Got A T-shirt With A Bloodstain All Over It, Maybe Laundry Isn't Your Biggest Problem.maybe You Should Get Rid Of The Body Before You Do The Wash.