I Know What I'm Doing, Just Show

I Wonder If Illiterate People Get The Full Effect Of Alphabet Soup?

Your Blessing In Life Is When You Find The Torture You're Comfortable With.

Everybody In New York City Knows There's Way More Cars Than Parking Spaces. You See Cars Driving In New York All Hours Of The Night. Its Like Musical Chairs Except Everybody Sat Down Around 1964.

If Someone's Lying, Are Their Pants Really On Fire

Once You Start Doing Only What You've Already Proven You Can Do, You're On The Road To Death.