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Family: A Social Unit Where The Father Is Concerned With Parking Space, The Children With Outer Space, And The Mother With Closet Space.

All Men Are Created Equal And Endowed By Their Creator With A Mighty Urge To Become Otherwise.

Walking Isn't A Lost Art: One Must, By Some Means, Get To The Garage.

Many People Will Laugh At The Drop Of A Hat, Especially If The Man Is Still In It.

A Good Loser Is All Right, But It Isn't So Much Fun To Beat Him.