This May Be The Age Of Automation,

A Husband May Forget Where He Went On His Honeymoon, But He Never Forgets Why.

[a Mathematician Is A] Scientist Who Can Figure Out Anything Except Such Simple Things As Squaring The Circle And Trisecting An Angle.

There's Only One Kind Of Common Sense But A Thousand Varieties Of Stupidity.

All Work And No Pay Makes A Housewife.

A Husband Is Like A Fire. He Goes Out When Unattended.