The First Girl You Go To Bed

I Never Worked With Marilyn Monroe, But If She'd Lived, I Think She Would Have Been All Right. She Would Have Been President Of The United States.

My Doctor Gave Me Six Months To Live, But When I Couldn't Pay The Bill He Gave Me Six Months More.

To Be Successful In Show Business, All You Need Are 50 Good Breaks.

There's No Such Thing As 'too Late!' That's Why They Invented Death!

Why Don't You Do The World A Favour. Pull Your Bottom Lip Up Over Your Head And Swallow.