The First Girl You Go To Bed

I Could Play A Cop, I Could Play A Crook, I Could Play A Lawyer, I Could Play A Dentist, I Could Play An Art Critic-i Could Play The Guy Next Door. I Am The Guy Next Door. I Could Play Catholic, Jewish, Protestant. As A Matter Of Fact, When I Did The Odd Couple, I Would Do It A Different Way Each Night. On Monday I'd Be Jewish, Tuesday Italian, Wednesday Irish-german-and I Would Mix Them Up. I Did That To Amuse Myself, And It Always Worked.

We're Writing A Book Together. She Just Finished One. Did You Read It? Among The Porcupines?

There's No Such Thing As 'too Late!' That's Why They Invented Death!

It's Very Easy To Live Here. You're Anonymous Here. Nobody Knows Who You Are.

I Always Had One Ear Offstage, Listening For The Call From The Bookie.