The First Girl You Go To Bed

You See, My Father Was A Catholic Priest, Greek Orthodox, But I Think He Started Out As A Jew, Then He Became A Catholic Priest.

It's Very Easy To Live Here. You're Anonymous Here. Nobody Knows Who You Are.

I Have More Talent In My Smallest Fart Than You Have In Your Entire Body.

We're Writing A Book Together. She Just Finished One. Did You Read It? Among The Porcupines?

My Doctor Gave Me Six Months To Live, But When I Couldn't Pay The Bill He Gave Me Six Months More.