The First Girl You Go To Bed

I Could Play A Cop, I Could Play A Crook, I Could Play A Lawyer, I Could Play A Dentist, I Could Play An Art Critic-i Could Play The Guy Next Door. I Am The Guy Next Door. I Could Play Catholic, Jewish, Protestant. As A Matter Of Fact, When I Did The Odd Couple, I Would Do It A Different Way Each Night. On Monday I'd Be Jewish, Tuesday Italian, Wednesday Irish-german-and I Would Mix Them Up. I Did That To Amuse Myself, And It Always Worked.

I Have More Talent In My Smallest Fart Than You Have In Your Entire Body.

To Be Successful In Show Business, All You Need Are 50 Good Breaks.

Every Actor Looks All His Life For A Part That Will Combine His Talents With His Personality... 'the Odd Couple' Was Mine. That Was The Plutonium I Needed. It All Started Happening After That.

You See, My Father Was A Catholic Priest, Greek Orthodox, But I Think He Started Out As A Jew, Then He Became A Catholic Priest.