My Doctor Gave Me Six Months To

To Be Successful In Show Business, All You Need Are 50 Good Breaks.

My Doctor Gave Me Six Months To Live, But When I Couldn't Pay The Bill He Gave Me Six Months More.

I Never Worked With Marilyn Monroe, But If She'd Lived, I Think She Would Have Been All Right. She Would Have Been President Of The United States.

My Mother Paid Eight Dollars A Month For Rent. When She Had It. Mostly We Were Evicted, Because She Couldnt Afford To Pay The Eight Dollars A Month.

I Have More Talent In My Smallest Fart Than You Have In Your Entire Body.