There's No Such Thing As 'too Late!'

You See, My Father Was A Catholic Priest, Greek Orthodox, But I Think He Started Out As A Jew, Then He Became A Catholic Priest.

The First Girl You Go To Bed With Is Always Pretty.

We're Writing A Book Together. She Just Finished One. Did You Read It? Among The Porcupines?

There's No Such Thing As 'too Late!' That's Why They Invented Death!

I Never Worked With Marilyn Monroe, But If She'd Lived, I Think She Would Have Been All Right. She Would Have Been President Of The United States.