The Federal Government Spends Millions To Run

If Iowa Is The 'heart' Land, What Part Of The Human Body Is Los Angeles?

In Opposition To Sex Education: Let The Kids Today Learn It Where We Did - In The Gutter.

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You Have To Understand, I Can't Do Any Jokes About Ross Perot, Because The Last Thing I Need Right Now Is Another Credit Check.

In America, Any Boy Can Grow Up To Become President. Or, If He Never Grows Up, Vice President.