The Essence Of Humour Is Surprise; That

An Act Of God Was Defined As Something Which No Reasonable Man Could Have Expected.

The Portions Of A Woman Which Appeal To Man's Depravity Are Constructed With Considerable Care.

The Concept Of Two People Living Together For 25 Years Without A Serious Dispute Suggests A Lack Of Spirit Only To Be Admired In Sheep.

There Is No Reason Why A Joke Should Not Be Appreciated More Than Once. Imagine How Little Good Music There Would Be If, For Example, A Conductor Refused To Play Beethoven's Fifth Symphony On The Ground That His Audience Might Have Heard It Before.

Citizens Who Take It Upon Themselves To Do Unusual Actions Which Attract The Attention Of The Police Should Be Careful To Bring These Actions Into One Of The Recognized Categories Of Crimes And Offences, For It Is Intolerable That The Police Should Be Put To The Pains Of Inventing Reasons For Finding Them Undesirable.