An Englishman Never Enjoys Himself, Except For

There Is No Reason Why A Joke Should Not Be Appreciated More Than Once. Imagine How Little Good Music There Would Be If, For Example, A Conductor Refused To Play Beethoven's Fifth Symphony On The Ground That His Audience Might Have Heard It Before.

An Act Of God Was Defined As Something Which No Reasonable Man Could Have Expected.

Well, Fancy Giving Money To The Government! Might As Well Have Put It Down The Drain. Fancy Giving Money To The Government! Nobody Will See The Stuff Again. Well, They've Not Idea What Money's For- Ten To One They'll Start Another War. I've Heard A Lot Of Silly Things, But, Lor'! Fancy Giving Money To The Government!

Well, Fancy Giving Money To The Government! Might As Well Have Put It Down The Drain.

Citizens Who Take It Upon Themselves To Do Unusual Actions Which Attract The Attention Of The Police Should Be Careful To Bring These Actions Into One Of The Recognized Categories Of Crimes And Offences, For It Is Intolerable That The Police Should Be Put To The Pains Of Inventing Reasons For Finding Them Undesirable.