For I Must Write To The Times

Justice Should Be Cheap But Judges Expensive.

The Rain Is Plentious But, By God's Decree, Only A Third Is Meant For You And Me; Two-thirds Are Taken By The Growing Things Or Vanish Heavenward On Vapour's Wings: Nor Does It Mathematically Fall With Social Equity On One And All. The Population's Habit Is To Grow In Every Region Where The Water's Low: Nature Is Blamed For Failings That Are Man's, And Well-run Rivers Have To Change Their Plans.

The Essence Of Humour Is Surprise; That Is Why You Laugh When You See A Joke In Punch.

An Englishman Never Enjoys Himself, Except For A Noble Purpose.

The Concept Of Two People Living Together For 25 Years Without A Serious Dispute Suggests A Lack Of Spirit Only To Be Admired In Sheep.