Let's Stop Somebody From Doing Something! Everybody

The Essence Of Humour Is Surprise; That Is Why You Laugh When You See A Joke In Punch.

A Dull Speaker, Like A Plain Woman, Is Credited With All The Virtues, For We Charitably Suppose That A Surface So Unattractive Must Be Compensated By Interior Blessings.

If Nobody Said Anything Unless He Knew What He Was Talking About, A Ghastly Hush Would Descend Upon The Earth.

The Critical Period Of Matrimony Is Breakfast-time.

Justice Should Be Cheap But Judges Expensive.